Welcome to the crew.
Hi!!! We're so happy you're here. ZONKIES started as a little idea between friends: what if the inhalers we use to cool ourselves during raves, to energize while working and to use in place of vapes had a little more of our personality injected in them? So we made dual-nostril nasal inhalers in the flavors we grew up loving, Lychee Soju Ice, Taro Bingsu and Mint Freeze. They're drug-free, nicotine-free, and made to elevate your vibe.
You're here because we genuinely like your vibe! This kit isn't a contract or a script. It's everything we wish someone had handed us: how the program works, a bit about the flavors, some ideas if you want to make content, and a few things we ask so everyone stays safe and happy.
What we'd love to do for you.
Here's what we'd love to do for you:
Send you free ZONKIES
To try, share with your friends, and keep for yourself.
Pay you 20%
On every order that comes through your link or code.
Give your friends and followers 10% off
So you're sharing something good with them too.
Give you access to our digital assets
To add to any content you make with ZONKIES.
Open the asset folderLet you try new flavors first
Before every drop.
Cheer you on loudly
And repost your stuff on @hit.zonkies.
How it works.
It's pretty simple. Everything lives in Shopify Collabs, so you can see your link, your code, your sales and your payouts in one place.
What you earn
20%
of each order (after discounts, not counting shipping or tax)
What your people save
10%
off with your code
How we know it was you
YOUR CODE
Your own discount code.
When it's paid
30 DAYS
Commission settles 30 days after the order, once the return window closes, then pays out automatically through Collabs.
Getting started
- 01Accept your Collabs invite, or reach out to us if you need the invite.
- 02Grab your code after accepting the invite.
- 03Open your ZONKIES when they arrive. Try them, share them, have fun.
- 04If you love them and want to post, wonderful! Drop your code or link wherever feels natural.
- 05Check Collabs whenever you like to see how you're doing.
Meet the flavors.
Each one has its own personality. We bet you'll have a favorite by the end of the first night.
Lychee Soju Ice
Fruity, Breezy, Chill Zonk
$9.99
Taro Bingsu
Creamy, Dreamy, Cozy Zonk
$9.99
Mint Freeze
Icy, Crisp, Jolt Zonk
$9.99
Variety Pack
All three, so you don't have to choose.
$21.99 $32.97
See the Variety PackA few things people tell us they love, in case they're helpful
They hit both nostrils at onceWhich many popular inhalers don't do.
The flavorsInspired by Asian desserts and drinks you won't find in other inhalers.
Natural extractsEvery flavor is made from natural extracts.
The flip capYou can open it with one hand and you'll never lose the cap at a show.
The lanyardYou can carry it with you anywhere with ease.
They're for everyoneNo nicotine and no drugs, so your sober friends can join in too.
They're subtleYou hold them close, so the scent stays with you.
They last about 30 daysSo you get plenty of good hits from each one.
*Prices sometimes change around drops, so it's worth a quick peek at the store before you mention one.
Ideas, if you ever want them.
You know your people way better than we do, so make whatever feels like you. These are just sparks other creators have had fun with.
Your very first hit
"Trying a nasal inhaler that tastes like taro bingsu?!"
Flavor rankings
"Ranking every ZONKIES flavor by vibe"
What's in my rave bag
"Packing for [event] with me"
Sharing with the crew
Passing them around your group and catching the reactions
Rave rituals
Cuts of a typical night out showing everything you use to support and elevate your night.
Before you lock in
A quick fresh hit before a match, a set or a creative session
Flow time
A close-up hit, then into your flow
Little things that tend to help your friends find you
Mention your codeSomewhere they'll see it, out loud or on screen.
Pin a commentWith your code, so nobody has to ask.
Point first-timers to the Variety PackSo they get to try everything.
Story link stickersMake it easy for people to tap through.
Keeping it good vibes.
We don't have many rules, but the few we have really matter. They keep your accounts safe, keep ZONKIES around, and keep the crew a place everyone feels good about. If something here isn't clear, just ask. We're always happy to talk it through.
Let people know it's a partnership
- Add #ad, #ZonkiesPartner or the platform's paid-partnership label to any post with your code or link. It's the law in most places, and your followers will appreciate the honesty.
- Put it somewhere easy to spot, not tucked away at the end of a long caption.
Keep drugs out of the picture
- ZONKIES is a drug-free aroma product, please do not mention or showcase direct drug use in the content with ZONKIES. Platforms and payment providers can shut small brands like ours down over it.
Talk about how it feels, not what it fixes
- We're not medicine, so please don't claim ZONKIES cures any medical ailments, diseases or disorders.
- Focus more on how it makes you feel, and what particular effects it has on you!
Share it the genuine way
- Please don't post your code on coupon, deal or cashback sites.
- Please don't run search ads on the name ZONKIES or send ads straight to your link.
- No mass DMs, copy-paste comments or bots.
- Please don't write fake reviews or present yourself as part of the ZONKIES team.
- Ask us before using our logo or product photos in any paid ads. We'll usually say yes!
The fine print on commission
- Commission doesn't apply to your own orders, wholesale orders, refunded or charged-back orders, or orders that used a code that isn't yours.
- It settles after the 30-day window, and we may reverse it on orders that turn out to be fraud or get cancelled.
If things change
- You can step away anytime, no hard feelings, and so can we.
- If something slips, we'll reach out and work to fix it with you. The only exceptions are fraud, which ends the partnership right away.
- If we ever update these guidelines, you'll hear from us first.
We're always here.
Tag @hit.zonkiesOn Instagram and TikTok. We love seeing what you make, and it's how we find your posts to share them.
Heading to an event?Want extra ZONKIES to share? Message us beforehand and we'll see what we can do.
Questions about anythingFrom payouts to "is this caption okay?" Message @hit.zonkies or email us at hello@zonkies.store.
Thank you for being part of this. We can't wait to see what you make.
Go feel The Zonk.
